cheers

come clean you practical joker

cobaincocainee:

forebodings:

ephium:

niggajr:

Watch me get nothing…

same

lol

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looking in the mirror today wearing ma skool uniform and my vans and i was like “damn andy you looking good” and it put me in a hella good vibe for today just a psa

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

pizzaforpresident:

me writing an essay about friendzones in my little pony

badpunsandcoffee:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

so-many-ships-so-little-time:

kingofkop7:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

In my country we have a bank with 8 digits pin

but what if your pin backwards is someone elses pin and you just get their money…?

that’s not how atms work oh my god you use your own card

Please don’t try this, it’s completely false. Think about it, what if your pin was palindromic? What is 1221 backwards?

fucking idiots i can’t wait for them to get robbed and then make tumblr posts whinging about it, for them trusting a tumblr post with no cited sources. 

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again